there is crisis flooding in Oxford right now, but we live and work on a hill. Or rather, on an island.
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Jimmy,
be careful swimming to work,I would not be doing freestyle in case some of that sewerage gets sucked into your gob.At least you don't have to worry about crocks,snakes and redbacks in the swollen rivers.The worst thing that could happen is HRH will declare the whole lot a disaster area and you will have to come back to the other disaster area called your bedroom in North Perth.
SAV ROCCA UPDATE: Legendary former AFL player Sav Rocca competing with Dirk Johnson as punter for the Philadelphia Eagles in their NFL preseason camp,"did not get off to a great start Tuesday as he shanked some of his punts and hit low line drives with other ones. Rocca had been lauded for his leg strength, but Johnson out-kicked him all day."... Maybe it's a change of hemisphere problem or time zones or it ain't the heat it's the humidity. It's early. We wish him well. Large Louie
2nd UNSOLICITED SAVERIO ROCCA UPDATE: "Saverio Rocca stole the show in the afternoon special teams practice, amazing the crowd with high-arcing punts that spiraled in the air for extended time. One of them went 68 yards from the line of scrimmage- traveling 86 yards in the air- prompting an eruption from the audience. Dirk Johnson punted well too, but couldn't compete with Rocca's missles." Large Louie
Large Louie is Saverio's uncle from Fitzroy.His only claim to fame is his pressed garlic and cheap red wine that gives cleanskins a very bad name.Oh,he also makes big long sausages in his garage shed which the women all love.He doesn't know shit about football.
Hey,this is the Italian Consol General speaking from Northbridge.Yus peoples better stop talking really bad about us Italians or I smacka your face.The Rocca families come froma Calabria down south from Napoli where we kick big bags of spuds over walls.So kicking pigskin in US of A is no problem for Saverio.
James where are you? Have you decided not to blog in August? We need to know more - we know you haven't drowned as I think that may have been on the news "Fit Australian who didn't learn to crawl" - or something as corny.
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Jimmy,
be careful swimming to work,I would not be doing freestyle in case some of that sewerage gets sucked into your gob.At least you don't have to worry about crocks,snakes and redbacks in the swollen rivers.The worst thing that could happen is HRH will declare the whole lot a disaster area and you will have to come back to the other disaster area called your bedroom in North Perth.
Tony Blair(ret.)
SAV ROCCA UPDATE: Legendary former AFL player Sav Rocca competing with Dirk Johnson as punter for the Philadelphia Eagles in their NFL preseason camp,"did not get off to a great start Tuesday as he shanked some of his punts and hit low line drives with other ones. Rocca had been lauded for his leg strength, but Johnson out-kicked him all day."... Maybe it's a change of hemisphere problem or time zones or it ain't the heat it's the humidity. It's early. We wish him well. Large Louie
2nd UNSOLICITED SAVERIO ROCCA UPDATE: "Saverio Rocca stole the show in the afternoon special teams practice, amazing the crowd with high-arcing punts that spiraled in the air for extended time. One of them went 68 yards from the line of scrimmage- traveling 86 yards in the air- prompting an eruption from the audience. Dirk Johnson punted well too, but couldn't compete with Rocca's missles." Large Louie
Large Louie is Saverio's uncle from Fitzroy.His only claim to fame is his pressed garlic and cheap red wine that gives cleanskins a very bad name.Oh,he also makes big long sausages in his garage shed which the women all love.He doesn't know shit about football.
Hey,this is the Italian Consol General speaking from Northbridge.Yus peoples better stop talking really bad about us Italians or I smacka your face.The Rocca families come froma Calabria down south from Napoli where we kick big bags of spuds over walls.So kicking pigskin in US of A is no problem for Saverio.
Count Guiseppe Platti-Ceralo
James where are you? Have you decided not to blog in August? We need to know more - we know you haven't drowned as I think that may have been on the news "Fit Australian who didn't learn to crawl" - or something as corny.
Love Cathy
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